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急需一则英语搞笑故事,5分钟左右的
我要参加一个英语讲故事比赛,急需一则搞笑的英语故事,不能太短,大概在4到5分钟左右的,

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Three Little Pigs 三只小猪
Storyteller:There are three little pigs living with 讲故事者：三只小猪和他们的妈妈
their mother.Ding-Ding and Dong- 住在一起.丁丁和东东
Dong are brother pigs.They are very 是猪哥哥,他们很懒,他
Lazy.They eat and sleep all day.们整天吃了就睡.龙龙是
Long-Long is the youngest pig.She 最小的,她整天帮着妈妈
works all day.She helps her mother 做家务.
to do the housework.
Mother pig:You have grown up.You must make 猪妈妈：你们已经长大了,你们得
your own houses.为自己盖间房.
Goodbye,little pigs.Build a house.再见,孩子们.去盖间房.
Be careful of the wolf.小心狼.
Pigs:Yes,Mum.Goodbye.三只小猪：好的,妈妈.再见.
Wolf:I’m hungry.Look!Three little pigs 狼：我饿了.看,三只小猪可
for dinner.Mmm.以做我的美餐.
Sister pig:What are you doing,brothers?猪妹妹：哥哥,你们在干什么?
Ding-Ding:I’m building a house with leaves.丁丁：我在用树叶盖房子.
Dong-Dong:I’m building a house with sticks.东东：我在用树枝盖房子.
Sister pig:But leaves aren’t strong.猪妹妹：可是树叶不牢固.树枝也不
And sticks aren’t strong.牢固.
Brother pigs:Yes,we know.But it’s easy.猪哥哥：我们知道.但它很容易.
What are you doing,sister?你在干什么?
Sister pig:I’m building a house with bricks.猪妹妹：我在用砖头盖房子.
Brother pigs:Bricks!That’s very difficult.猪哥哥：用砖头盖,那太难了.
Sister pig:I know.But bricks are strong.猪妹妹：我知道,可是砖头很坚固.
……
Brother pigs:Oh,we’re finished.Let’s have 猪哥哥：噢,我们盖好了.我们打
a nap.个盹吧.
Sister pig:My house is finished.My house 猪妹妹：我的房子盖好了,我的房
is strong.很坚固.
Wolf:Little pigs.Little pigs.Open your 狼：小猪,小猪,快开门!
Doors!
Brother pigs:No.No.Go away.猪哥哥：不开,不开.快走开.
Wolf:This is very easy.Sticks and leaves 狼：这太容易了.树枝和树叶
aren’t strong.都不牢固.
Storyteller:The wolf blows the houses down.讲故事者：狼吹倒了房屋.丁丁和东
Ding-Ding and Dong-Dong run 东跑到龙龙家.
to Long-Long’s house.
Brother pigs:Help!Help!猪哥哥：救命!救命!
Wolf:Stop,you two pigs.狼：站住,你这两只小猪.
Brother pigs:Open the door,sister.The wolf 猪哥哥：妹妹,快开门.狼来了,
is coming.Let me in.让我们进去.
Long-Long:Come in,please.Don’t worry.龙龙：快进来.别担心,我的
My house is strong.房子很坚固.
Wolf:Where did they go?Oh they are 狼：他们跑哪儿了?噢,他们
Here.Little pigs.Little pigs.Open 在这儿.小猪,快把门打
the door!开.
Three pigs:No.No.Go away.You bad wolf.三只小猪：不开,不开.快走开.
你这只恶狼.
Wolf:I’ll blow it down.狼：我要吹倒它.
Storyteller:The wolf blows and blows.He 讲故事者：狼吹呀吹,它不停地吹.
blows and blows.But the house 可是房子非常坚固.
is very strong.
Wolf:I’ll hit it.Oh.狼：我要撞倒它.噢!
Long-Long:Let’s boil the water.龙龙：我们把水烧开.
Brother pigs:OK.猪哥哥：好的.
Wolf:Oh,oh!It’s hot.It’s hot.狼：噢!噢!好烫,好烫.
Three pigs:Hooray!The wolf is dead.The 三只小猪：好啊!狼死了,狼死了.
wolf is dead
Storyteller:Since then,Ding-Ding and Dong- 讲故事者：从那以后,丁丁、东东
Dong work hard with Long-Long.和龙龙一起努力工作.
They work and play together.他们一起工作,一起玩.